THINGS THAT ARE CARL'S SHIT
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magicka - had too many buttons
terraria - couldn’t really understand that game
left 4 dead - i had a really bad computer so i just stopped playing it
midtown madness - no real point to that game except to race.
some tom clancy game - they only made one good one and the rest were shit
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borderlands - that was pretty fun
minecraft - minecraft’s crazy
champions online - never played it. i think that game sucked because it was really bad. it had really bad graphics. i made a superhero and then i quit.
cid the dummy - best 50 cents i ever spent. it was like a dollar. i couldn’t figure out the controls so i quit.
darksiders - i uninstalled that game. i didn’t get really far but… i don’t know. it’s another one of those game where i was like “why am i playing this”
gary’s mod - that game’s fun as hell. you could do anything on that game. that was my troll game. like any bridge that was built i just took it out on people. i had this rocket hover craft and i flew around the whole map. picking bitches up
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guild wars 2 - gonna blow dick… the first one was gay as hell. i didn’t even play it. my brother played it and was like “fuck this game it’s boring”
world of warcraft - it’s gonna suck now… they’re adding pokemon. and they’re adding pandas. everyone’s gonna look like kung fu panda. pandas are going to be everywhere
diablo 3 - it’s gonna suck it’s gonna be just like Torchlight
diablo 2 - this is my shit. it’s the first game i ever bought.
baldur’s gate - i was terrible at it, i didn’t even get past the first level. we tried to take it back lol. they were like “are you retarded?” lol… i was like 6.
rugrats - i remember that rugrats game that was the shit.
zombies ate my neighbors - i played the shit outta my game my controllers suck cause i played it so much. my controller was falling apart.
beavis and butthead for sega - i don’t even remember it. i remember riding a mower or something.
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