THINGS THAT ARE CARL'S SHIT

video game reviews

guild wars 2 - gonna blow dick… the first one was gay as hell. i didn’t even play it. my brother played it and was like “fuck this game it’s boring”

world of warcraft - it’s gonna suck now… they’re adding pokemon. and they’re adding pandas. everyone’s gonna look like kung fu panda. pandas are going to be everywhere

diablo 3 - it’s gonna suck it’s gonna be just like Torchlight

diablo 2 - this is my shit. it’s the first game i ever bought.

baldur’s gate - i was terrible at it, i didn’t even get past the first level. we tried to take it back lol. they were like “are you retarded?” lol… i was like 6.

rugrats - i remember that rugrats game that was the shit.

zombies ate my neighbors - i played the shit outta my game my controllers suck cause i played it so much. my controller was falling apart.

beavis and butthead for sega - i don’t even remember it. i remember riding a mower or something.